veggiesandtea:

Karma in savasana and me in crow

veggiesandtea:

Karma in savasana and me in crow

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

Yes.

"Stop referring to pizza as a “cheat meal”. That implies you are doing something wrong and there is nothing more right in the world than eating pizza"
Reminds me of the ones you get from costco.

Reminds me of the ones you get from costco.

» totoro 

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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

kinym:

Closeup of weightlifting belt - #1

kinym:

Closeup of weightlifting belt - #1

😍 it’s beautiful

😍 it’s beautiful